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niqabisinparis:

friend: why are men like this 

me: *pulls PDFs out of nowhere* you see when the agricultural revolution started 

(via reshipped)

  • male character: *gets seduced by Evil Villain Lady easily and surrenders*
  • me: lol what a loser
  • hot girl: *looks in my vague direction*
  • me: i would die for u

gulabis:

“no homo” I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of genotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

(via theladyofmisconduct)

galaxiestyles:

dovieon:

galaxiestyles:

music was invented on june 19, 2008 with the release of burnin up by the jonas brothers

Show me the receipts

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(Source: turnitaround, via borinq)

decepticonseeker:

agooddaytowhy:

bizarrodf:

critical-quit:

edwardsscissorpants:

luciferfucker:

mrfatcakes:

dimitrajoy:

i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like

did they pay really well? did you want these beautiful, terrible movies to be a blemish on your career forever?? why

 antonio banderas did so many high-profile movies then in spy kids he looked like this

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tony shalhoub has won multiple emmys but he did spy kids and

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even fucking george clooney wtf

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steve buscemi is pretty goofy but still

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salma hayek’s pigtails in this wow 

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elijah wood was the lead in a movie that’s tied for the largest number of oscars of all time and he played a character creatively named “THE GUY”

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sylvester stallone is like a cultural icon and he played not one but FOUR ridiculously dressed weirdos

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alan cumming is the only one i can understand 

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Are you saying spy kids wasn’t a masterpiece my fellow blogger???? Source?????

i will not tolerate this slander

“When I was doing ‘Spy Kids,’ the Weinsteins asked me […] ’Why are you making the characters Hispanic? It doesn’t make any sense, isn’t this supposed to be for everybody?’ ‘Well, it’s based on my family.’

[…]

People have come up to me for a lot of years since and said ‘You changed my kids’ whole life. They see little kids who are Hispanic that are spies and they saw your name as the writer and director and you changed their idea of what their future could be.’ The ripple effects of that one movie were enormous.”

- Robert Rodriguez (x)

Also maybe sometimes actors like to play roles that are silly and fun? I can’t imagine any of these actors didn’t know exactly what they were getting into and, based on their performance, didn’t have a good time

CRITICAL INFORMATION: The entire concept of Spy Kids came from Robert Rodriguez’s desire to make an action film he could watch with his kids. With intentions like that, it’s pretty easy to understand why so many famous actors with kids of their own would be interested in it.

Let us not forget the Machete cross over…

Never let me see op’s heresy on my dash again

(Source: breadlesbian, via midsummer-nights-meme)

the-treasures-untold:

Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who

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They’re pretty accurate 

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http://thisbeautycantbeexplained.tumblr.com/post/141539553236/theladyofmisconduct-thefutureisyellow

cupofcastiel:

younger me: why am i so obsessed with gay people

me now: i am a gay people 

(via tyleroakley)

visionarynigga:

don’t kiss me on my neck unless you tryna get fucked

(Source: va5e, via fuckyeahloldemort)

lizardsister:

33v0:

33v0:

what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them?
Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too

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look at this shit

They radiate peace

capybaras are friend shaped

(via epic-humor)